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'Mommy, mommy', shouts Katie, 'Daddy would like to type a letter.' Sharon replies slightly sheepishly, 'Katie, go and tell your daddy that he can't type a letter today as there is a red ribbon in the typewriter.' Katie tears off to her father and says, 'Daddy, daddy, mommy says you can't type a letter today as there is a red ribbon in the typewriter.' A few days later Sharon remembers that Mark was a little bit keen on a bit of nookie and she called Katie, 'Katie, tell your daddy that he can type that letter today.' Katie went off to look for her father and told him, 'Daddy, mommy says you can type the letter today.' 'Thats OK, Katie', Mark says, 'You can tell your mother that I don't need the typewriter any more, I wrote the letter by hand.' (more to come...) Three ducks were swimming in a no swimming pond so they were fined. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite.
Note: Some Kadiri and Naughty banat* also included, not suitable for all audiences.
But bring 10 individual Filipinos into a bigger crowd, these 10 individuals, who had never met before, are likely to greet each other, become instant friends and form their own mini gang.
A group of Filipino people easily stands out of the crowd with its loud Tagalog dialect and even louder laughter :).
Things begin to progress, her hubby "slips in", she snaps the elastic band, and the hubby asks, "what the *@#% was that??
" The wife explains, "Oh nothing honey, that was just my virginity snapping." The husband cries out, "Well snap it again, it's got my balls!!!!